The ever-growing list of things you probably don't need to know about me:
- My name is Maggie or Magz whatever you feel like calling me! :P
- I have 23 nicknames
- I HATE sexist people! I WILL kill you if you diss ANY woman!
- I have been writing poetry for the past 2 years and stories for 2 months
- I am overprotective with my friends! You WILL die if you diss them
- I love animals! (Minus guinea pigs, pigeons and hamsters)
- I am a very loyal and truthful person and don't like it when people lie to me
- I live for music. If you took everything away and left me with Sally (my iPod, dock called Harry as in When Harry Met Sally) I would be chilled
- My mom has 2 thousand worms to make compost which creeps me out
- There is not enough space on the stupid music list for all of my music!
- I have a phobia of caterpillars and worms!!!!! eeeeeeeeeeew!
- I burst into songs during exams. They're usually heavy metal ones or dodge AC/DC songs
- I have a laptop called Zeus, a Roland keyboard called Ringo, a phone called Bells, a charger called Eddie, a calculator called Flunk and a watch called Salvador (as on Salvador Dali with the melting clocks) DO NOT ASK! :P
- in case you didn't notice, I name appliances!
- All my writing is depressing. I'm not a depressive but just channel my feelings that way. Nearly all of it is true.
-I have a poetry book coming out in a couple months called Permanent Shadow
- My first song I came up with (when I was 5) was called: I'm a piranha!
- I can't read maps
- I natter to myself in my sleep and talk about my day
- I hate shrinks and people ask me if I want to be one. My answer is: "I cause problems so I aint gonna solve yours sucker!"
- I don't love old music, I love ANCIENT music (Rolling Stones, Beatles, AC/DC etc) DON"T JUDGE ME OK???!! I just don't like house music or any other lame stuff like that ;)
- I am the WORST liar in the history of bad liars! And the worst dancer too!
- I got 6% for a Xhosa exam (oops!!!)
- I am an honery dumb blond even though my hair isn't blond. I walk into walls, doors, poles whatever! :)
- There are ONLY 2 things that can make me cry 1) Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls and 2) Permanent by David Cook. Both hit a little too close to home...
- I'm writing a book about a druggie called Recipes for Disaster
- I am agnostic
-I don't like to show weakness or being helped. but I feel a constant need to help other people. It's weird, I know
-Since I was 6 and read a book on Cleopatra, I have been obsessed with Egypt. I really want to go there!
- I live in South Africa and failed Xhosa and hate Afrikaans! Impossibly stupid and pointless languages!
- I am always a bit like the people I write about so Lyla is like me because she swears like a sailor like me (shh! don't tell my 'parentals), Alaska because she is loony and has tons of nicknames and Jake because he has is really strong minded
-I have 11 koi fish (all named after bands), 2 tabby cat and a sausage dog. My surname is with an M so all my cats and dog's names are food with an M
- I hate predictable singers like Hannah Montana, Kelly Clarkson, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry etc
-I am so sick of MJ's stupid music! He's dead and we all know the songs so quit playing the sympathy card! Ok, we get it! You're bad but who the hell cares???!!
- I go sleepwalking every time I am on holiday and lock myself out of my hotel room. When I went to a game reserve, my sister had to lock me in my room! She didn't want me to get eaten by lions! :P
- as soon as I move out of my house, I want to get my 5 wrist bands tattooed onto my wrists and 5 tiny stars done just next to the bands too
- I do kickboxing and punch like a guy.... You HAVE been warned! =)
- I hate Valentine's Day because last year, I had a really traumatising time from nov. 08- 14 feb 09. put it this way, my life froze for 5 months and has been in fast forward since
p.s. I have no problem with reading projects but I refuse to read things when people send me messages. I think that it's rude so that is why I don't do it. Read my stuff if you want to and I'll read yours if I want to. Don't tell me how brilliant your project is. If it was that amazing, it would be top of the trendsetters list.
