Hello there. My name is Sasha, Sah-shuh, and don't forget it. No seriously, you have no idea how many times people mispronounce it. I'm very sarcastic (I even have a T-shirt that says so!) and people annoy me. There are very little things that interest me, and writing happens to be one of them, as does coffee and television. I'm addicted to thesauruses and the Internet. I hope to be an author one day, like most of you probably do. I suck at making pitches for my work. Here are the ten random things you don't need to know about me:


1) I don't include 10 and 12 as numbers. Yes, that sounds strange, but it sounds even stranger when you're counting.
2) I refuse to wear any other shoes besides my ratty Chuck Taylors.
3) I like heavy metal music. It's just so whimsical.
4) My brother may or may not be possesed by the Devil himself.
5) If I was stranded on a desert island, the one thing I would bring with me would be a Harry Potter book. Preferably the last.
6) I won't watch anything with Selma Blair in it.
7) I accept "weird" as a compliment.
8) I devour books at an alarming rate.
9) My face is a magnet for balls, mainly basketballs.
11) I have a strange obsession with the word "whatever".

*That's right, I didn't use the number ten. What, you thought I was joking?


Oh, and STOP SPAMMING ME!!!

books

• the Gemma Doyle series by Libba Bray
• anything by James Patterson
• the Hunger Games books by Suzanne Collins
• the Uglies series by Scott Westerfeld
• the Sweep series by Cate Tiernan
• Morganville Vampires series by Rachel Caine

music

• Jeff Buckley
• Flyleaf
• Evanescence
• Alice in Chains
• The Beatles
• Linkin Park
• Lynyrd Skynyrd
• Led Zeppelin
• Five for Fighting

film

• John Q
• Donnie Darko
• all M. Night Shayamalan movies
• All The President's Men
• Legion
• Star Trek